Jennifer Lopez is finally a free woman!!! She and Marc Anthony are splitting up after seven years of marriage...yay? I wonder how many sorry sacks out there are happy and belting out shouts of "WOW, I finally have a shot!!!" LOL The realty is that in my case, Jennifer Lopez never really did it for me. Would I say no if she asked me out? Hell no, I ain't crazy, but the fact of the matter is the populace went crazy simply because she had a big ass. Something I am so accustomed to as a Latin man. I mean, I can walk down 5th Avenue in Sunset Park and see the exact same thing 20 times over...I guess that's why I was never really blown away. Most of the women I've known had an ass that could rival hers. I'm talkin Onion Booty's that would make you cry when exposed lol I could name them but my readers would probably know some of them lol Hell, one of them even has a birthday coming up ;-) I've said too much...or just enough lol
But yeah folks, I am an ass man and I have no shame in that confession. I love a woman with a big ass...just not a big ass woman. Yes, there is a difference. A big ass woman is just big everywhere. A woman with a big ass usually has a big ass, thighs and a smaller waistline. Tie-ins people...it's all about the tie-ins. How the pieces tie into each other adds greatly to the appeal of the female form and I have been privileged, nay, BLESSED at having known some of the better asses on this beautiful planet of ours lol
Just sayin folks...a little levity at times is always a good thing :-)
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